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Which Scary Movie Villain are You Based on Your Coffee Order?

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Sometimes bad guys are just misunderstood. These guys probably strayed towards evil because they missed their morning coffee. So which horror movie villain are you based on your coffee order?

 

FROZEN COFFEE, EXTRA WHIPPED CREAM, EXTRA DRIZZLE, ETC: FREDDY KREUGER

 

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1,2 Freddy’s coming for you. 3,4 better shut your door…

Who doesn’t love a good creepy theme song? Part man and part monster Freddy Kreuger is the horror villain not satisfied with the simple kill.

Kreuger will follow you into your dreams so nowhere is safe for his victims. Starring in multiple films, crossovers and reboots this fedora-wearing villain is iconic as much as he is terrifying.

Like Freddy you’re not satisfied with the simple coffee, the more outrageous coffee drink the better. 

 

 

I LIKE TO CHANGE UP MY COFFEE ORDER: GHOSTFACE

 

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Unlike other horror movie villains, Ghostface’s identity changes with every installment of the hit movie series ‘Scream’.

Ghostface takes on horror films with a satirical outlook and whether or not you take him seriously, he’s definitely one of the most iconic horror villains of all time.

Just like the ever-changing Ghostface identity, your typical coffee drink depends on your mood. So which are you feeling today?

 

 

 

JUST BLACK: DRACULA

 

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One of the longest standing horror villains is Dracula, an undeniable classic.

There’s been a lot of imitation vamps throughout history, *cough* Edward Cullen *cough*, but none tops the Lord of Darkness himself.

Like Dracula, you like the good old classic coffee, no frills and definitely nothing that ends in a ‘-ccino’.

 

 

I DON’T CARE WHAT KIND, IF IT’S COFFEE I’M DRINKING IT: JASON VOORHEES

 

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This hockey enthusiast has been scaring audiences for over 30 years.

One of the original slasher villains known for tormenting campers, Voorhees rises from his grave and picks up his machete at every opportunity.

Like Jason you like to drink coffee any chance you get, so whether it be cold brew or latte, if it has coffee, you’re drinking it!

 

COLD BREW: MICHAEL MYERS

 

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You’re an OG masked murderer with a special taste for babysitters.

Never satisfied with his reign on terror, Myers comes back many times to Haddonfield and our movie screens and lets us know there’s no way out for those who meet the end of his kitchen knife.

Like Michael Myers, you like to keep things simple, with the occasional flair in your coffee from time to time. Check out this trailer for the new Halloween movie, featuring our favorite knife wielding villain, Michael Myers.

 

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